The Kingdom of Outer Sparta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alexi Palas with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.324 billion Spartans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartan economy, worth a remarkable 9,379 trillion Sparts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 461,491 Sparts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Sparta's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Outer Sparta is ranked 5^th in the world and 1^st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 20,040.68 pounds of wildlife per square mile.